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But don’t try using a condom, she’s also Catholic.
Stare at this photo for 30 seconds. I dare you.
Excuse me, ma’am. Could you please show me a shirt that I should never wear in public?
She’s having an orgasm, he’s having a stroke. They’re a fun couple, but their friends don’t like inviting them over for dinner.
Please, photographer. Look up our nostrils. For inside our nostrils is the truth. Document the truth.
Hello ladies. A quick question for you both. How many obnoxious duck faces are in this photo?
In some alternate universe, this photo makes complete sense.
Don’t be so quick to judge. These two have five kids.
Tammy and Tonya have been joined at the pelvis since birth, but they’re making the most of it.