That’s not the weirdest place those fingers had gone that night.
Theirs was an extremely one-sided relationship.
As Charlie Sheen would say: “Winning, duh.”
Carrie grew up hot.
Yeah guys, I’m going to lay down some phat beats in a second. First, I just have to check my Facebook.
They say the ghost of a club kid haunts this theater.
Oh Jesus, you naaaasty.
The food was good but I have no idea why the restaurant seated us right underneath the swinging girl.
He’s pregnant with awesomeness.
I had assumed that pouring liquids was not extreme. This gentleman has proved me wrong.