INVISIBLE DATE
These are my boobs! And this is my horribly deformed index finger!
Awww. What a great pic of the three of you OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON YOUR ARM?
Quick! How many Asian dudes are there in this photo?
I don’t know what’s happening in this photo, but I like to think that after it was taken, these two made out on the hood of a Camaro.
Laugh if you want, but his thoughts are so heavy that he has to hold up his head.
That’s not the weirdest place those fingers had gone that night.
Theirs was an extremely one-sided relationship.
As Charlie Sheen would say: “Winning, duh.”
Carrie grew up hot.
