That’s not the weirdest place those fingers had gone that night.

That’s not the weirdest place those fingers had gone that night.

Theirs was an extremely one-sided relationship.

Theirs was an extremely one-sided relationship.

As Charlie Sheen would say: “Winning, duh.”

As Charlie Sheen would say: “Winning, duh.”

Carrie grew up hot.

Carrie grew up hot.

Yeah guys, I’m going to lay down some phat beats in a second. First, I just have to check my Facebook.

Yeah guys, I’m going to lay down some phat beats in a second. First, I just have to check my Facebook.

They say the ghost of a club kid haunts this theater.

They say the ghost of a club kid haunts this theater.

Oh Jesus, you naaaasty.

Oh Jesus, you naaaasty.

The food was good but I have no idea why the restaurant seated us right underneath the swinging girl.

The food was good but I have no idea why the restaurant seated us right underneath the swinging girl.

He’s pregnant with awesomeness.

He’s pregnant with awesomeness.

I had assumed that pouring liquids was not extreme. This gentleman has proved me wrong.

I had assumed that pouring liquids was not extreme. This gentleman has proved me wrong.